Failstravaganza

Fail picked out four puzzle levels, only hopes to get through two.

Died to a stationary muncher nowhere near the rest of the puzzle.

Creator didn't want Fail to have any powerups. Fail capitulates immediately.

May have cheesed the puzzle because he's not good enough to beat it normally.

"And if I'm right then what you're supposed to do..." presses P-Switch "...is not that."

"The real way is harder than the cheese." Yes. That's what makes it cheese.

Fail promised us Moonlit Musical Mansion would give us a song. It did not.

Fail promised to make FF3 2.0 in SMM2.

Failing the tutorial. Par for the course.

Discovered that violence isn't always the answer.

Hopping on moon: "I don't see a moon anywhere."

"What can you do with an extra spring? I think... maybe we're supposed to get higher."

"Puzzle master right here. I am the. puzzle. king." Got through half of the levels scheduled.

Can't tell the difference between teal and cyan.

Today is mostly failsBlind

Antichamber is a Tardis.

Successfully recognized an analogue clock.

Fail lost his companion cube.

Too "busy" to customize his party.

Finds clothing. Lacks the decency to give the clothes to the woman.

Doesn't know any spells. Complains when his random spell combinations fizzle.

Thinks that "sandals" should give more than 1 protection. They're literally straps of leather.

"To gain access, look carefully for small details and use your wits." This game clearly doesn't know who is playing it.

Doesn't even attempt to open door.

Somehow mistook Mork the Minotaur for Yennica Whitefeather the human female.

"The -5 evasion isn't worth it so he's not going to wear it. And Yennica isn't going to wear it because she's a nudist."

Received a not at all suspicious "birthday" cupcake from failsBro. Totally ate weed on stream.

Note said to meet Geezer at top of village because "Today is special day". Fail took longer than a day to get there.

With the help of cube aliens, Fail discovered the demonic dimension, creating the demon square.

Discovered fall damage.

Discovered fall damage again.

Discovered the bottom of the screen.

Spurns helpful advice from Navi 2.0.

Discovered "some sort of important... door... place!"

Mixed up "1-dimensional" with "2-dimensional".

Discovered carrying things. It didn't go well.

Continues to explore fall damage.

"I can't get up anymore." failsOld

Discovered fall damage with crates.

Became convinced that "pink water is really bad" without ever trying it.

"I'm not worried about black holes." Immediately discovers he should be worried about black holes.

Discovers explosion damage.

Discovers fall damage with explosion damage.

"Every day is exactly the same as the one before." The definition of despair.

Stood on principle and refused to give a bully $2.50. Died for it. Some people's lives are only worth $2.50.

Teacher wouldn't keep Fail from being beaten to death because he didn't have an apple.

Nugget speaks in third person, for Nugget is Nugget.

Fail mistook prison for kindergarten.

Fail is running rat%.

Poisoned by Nugget.

Received antidote.

Buggs... died?

Cindy stabbed Fail because Nugget killed her dog and Teacher let her believe it was Fail. This takes me back to my kindergarten days.

Playing house is a lot more real than I remember it...

Laughed at Lily's suicide.

And at Nugget's.

This game really is guess-and-check prison.

Vikings kidnapped by aliens. Tell me more.

Real-time turn-based gameplay?

So many snails in this Failstravaganza.

Makes one mistake. Entire crew commits suicide.

Blind jumps. This game was the inspiration for Mario Maker.

Found a secret nothing!

"You are on private property. Viking must leave!" ... Not really sure that guy knows how vikings operate.

Game is so bad, even Fail wanted to quit early.

Prepare to be philosophized.

Fail picked this puzzle up a lot faster than day[9] did.

"So I have to get all the black dots and separate the whites from the blacks." This game teaches segregation.

Fail used Screen Shot. Enemy chat's speed fell!

Tries for a minute. "There are some problems with this one."

"How am I supposed to follow the frickin' electricity line? There's no path!" He says while walking on the path.

"Tetris pieces really are just Tetris pieces."

Takes lots of screenshots. Just in case.

Intuited one of the most hard to grasp rules, seemingly by accident.

Fail consistently going for the hardest puzzles without learning the tech first.

Rediscovered the beginning of the game.

Stone doggo!

Finds the two hard-to-find perspectives. Can't find the one staring him in the face.

I'm a little bit pissed at how fast Fail is figuring out these puzzles without doing the tutorial areas first. And he doesn't even realize that he's not in the tutorial areas.

"Is this the door?" There was no door.

@EnderOfGames became sober with power.

"Oh I think I found the start." He did not find the start.

He went a little over time. Just a tist.