|Super Mario Maker|
Goseigen Troll Level
|1:25||8:10 pm||-||9:35 pm|
After five minutes of pointless debate in chat, Fail finally realized that with Scrible.io gone, we could do both Goseigen's troll level and Blind Easy
It's not like dx_over_dt suggested this before the debate began
Apparently some people are confused as to which is the worst Zelda game. Some people mistakenly believe it was Skyward Sword rather than Zelda II.
Conversation about the evolution of Zelda mechanics got too interesting, and Fail stopped paying attention to the level. Went over the scheduled hour.
|Zelda II: The Adventure of Link||0:58||9:35 pm||-||10:34 pm|
"For those of you who don't know, I'm not terrible at [Zelda II]; I'm actually decent at it." This remains to be seen.
"Sir Onion is going to save Zelda now."
"I don't need the shield spell." Get hits twice. "I just need a little time to warm up."
@8_Bit_Viewer remembered that when someone subs, there's a 5 minute chat-rules suspension. This is a chat first.
Guilt-trips failsbro into bringing him a cup of coffee.
Failsbro too smart for that shit.
"Where's a good place to die?"
|Super Amazing Wagon Adventure||0:44||10:34 pm||-||11:18 pm|
@ptw315 suffered severe brain damage and later choked on her own vomit
Let a bandit get away simply to avoid shooting an innocent
Too many viewers died, so Fail cut the game 16 minutes short
|Wizard of Legend||0:50||11:25 pm||-||12:16 am|
|Super Mario Maker|
|0:51||12:16 am||-||1:08 am|
Skipped first level because he couldn't walk the speed of a goomba
@hycutype picked out 8 levels for Fail to play. Vastly overestimated Fail's blind abilities.
Decided blind was too hard, and played the levels with sight. Evidently only obeys his own rules when he feels like it.
|PaRappa the Rapper||1:00||1:09 am||-||2:10 am|
|Super Smash Bros. Ultimate|
FFA and 2v2
|1:09||2:10 am||-||3:20 am|
Fail turned invisible!
All Jigglypuffs are the same to @SomeRagamuffin, whether they be friend or foe.
@TacoPete + @dx_over_dt are unstoppable!
Fail committed vehicular homicide.
@Todesrolle made Fail's shit list. He's on notice.
"We're having a 3-way right now." --Failstream, 2019
|Donkey Kong 64||1:03||3:20 am||-||4:23 am|
Watch the lore!
Decided there was too much lore
Decided DK didn't make enough noise when lunging, so added his own "hooah" every time.
Completely deadpan reading of dialog really adds to the drama
"When does the gameplay begin?" Fair question.
Fail stingy with his "7/10"s
Entered Beaver Brawl where he is to beat K. Rool's goons. Immediately fell out of ring.
"Oh this is for the peanut gun?" Tries coconut gun.
After 56 minutes declared his undying love for DK 64. He's decided, against all advice, to abandon Fly Me to the Stars and GPW2 in order pursue a career in DK 64 speed running. God have mercy on his soul.
|Eat a Vegetable|
|0:07||4:23 am||-||4:30 am|
|Clone Drone in the Danger Zone||1:20||4:30 am||-||5:50 am|
Stole all of our hard-won coins at the beginning of the game.
@dx_over_dt added a
!nocoins command to apply this theft whenever he wants. It definitely does NOT give everyone 10000.
Thinks he's good enough to play one-handed. He was not.
Inadequate skill. Decides balance is to blame chat for his own shortcomings.
Can't beat mobs honorably, so he has them run into saws.
Fail complained so much that chat bought him some 40 upgrades.
"Todes wants my ass and he got it."
Chat's charity propelled Fail into titanium tier.
Taken down by lava burn damage
|Secret of Mana||1:02||5:50 am||-||6:53 am|
Continuing his war against all video game bunnies, Fail discovered bunnies are powerless against a stunlock. Granted, the bunnies never attacked him.
Fail really screwed the pooch but removing the sword protecting the village.
Wields the strongest weapon in history; struggles to kill a flower.
Spent an extended period shoving NPCs simply because he could.
Game won't let a boy wear a hair ribbon. Transphobia runs rampant in Potos Village.
The Sword can also become a spear. Confirmed: Mana is Sylphrena from The Stormlight Archive.
Found the Magic Rope. Confirmed: Fail is Samwise Gamgee.
Fail refused to give a measly 100g to help a child with a 50,000g debt.
Thankfully the game forced him to generosity.
|The Jackbox Party Pack 3||1:02||6:53 am||-||7:55 am|
@dx_over_dt went from 8th in round one to 1st in round 2, and flubbed round 3
Threatened to ban chat if we didn't vote for one of his answers.
Chat voted for his answer.
Fail remained in 6th place.
Round 3 answer: "Choose this one to get us all banned"
Fail began banning chat
Got too tired... felt 5 bans was enough.