The schedule for Sunday, January 20th, 2019:
Found "literally just Thwomps and running" to be "exciting"
Level full of Yusef stairs had no tight timer
"We got a lot of freebies in this run." Back in my day we played Blind Easy in 2 feet of snow, uphill both ways. A run took 99 lives, and we were grateful!
Nearly died to winged Thwomp waiting for a mushroom, but chat saved the day with clutch advice
Skipped a non-auto level
Fail can hear cancer, apparently
Skipped an Easy difficulty level "for marathon sake"
Couldn't beat an easy level, so he had to cheese it
Team attack resulted in several lag-induced team kills. @dx_over_dt is ashamed Sorry @dpc1437!
@dx_over_dt was abandoned by teammate
Proved multiple times that @Todesrolle's assertion that @dx_over_dt is best with Corrin was faulty
"This is why we need Arenas where only one person can control things." Confirmed Fail is an egomaniac
(courtesy of @AlejandroGr0012)
Rejected narrator's earnest empathy regarding Fail's loss of progress
Average first playthrough of Getting Over It is about 10 hours; Fail thought he could beat it in one
Hasn't even started, and he's scared to do an enemizer with CC
First item was 5 rupees; game is as good as won
Chat killed fail a moment later. RIP 5 rupees
"I don't know how I'm going to do Blind. Blind is going to be really tough. I may have to come back to it." Indicative of lack of self-confidence.
Feared picking up a crystal after a boss. Indicative of severe paranoia that chat would softlock him despite no historic evidence that we would ever do such a thing
Chat gave Fail chickens: "Stupid chickens". Fail is ungrateful for chat's generosity
To @dx_over_dx's immense shame, in a moment of weakness she betrayed #TeamNoBombs to appease Fail's pathetic pleas
For some reason believed chat had run out of money and he would be able to enter Palace of Darkness
Trolly seed was trolly
Awfully daunting, militant music for placing conveyor belts
Boss dude intro needed more fanfair
Ate and apparently enjoyed food pellets. Confirmed: Fail is a guinea pig
Can fly. Uses super power to place conveyor belts
Finished "Training Routine 1", displayed more enthusiasm than when he beat LttP
Fail played so poorly that the protagonist sobbed
Infinifactory is basically Factorio but in 3D; Factorio is basically programming but in 2D
Off to a immature start
In the near future, scientists will discover that dinosaurs actually hate them.
... but were ducks beat it?
Fail managed to get zero votes for his round three quip
"There's a clear winner... and it's meeeeee" --Failstream, winning with a 14% margin
"What does the censor option do?" "The censor option allows me to ... uh, censor"
@NadeTheGreat cheated by jumping in when he wasn't picked! It was all his fault, and not Fail's who simply revealed the code early, expecting everyone else to be decent and wait their turn.
"Give me ice cream or give me death!" I guess Fail is off his diet
"Fireflies? Bumble bees? Is there a difference?"
Why play original good games when you can play a graphically challenged remake?
Fail agreed in no uncertain terms to only do LttP Crowd Control randomizers on off Sundays, rather than Failstravaganza Sundays
Additionally, he promised that if he should break this most solemn vow, he would shave his beard.
Infinifactory has a compelling premise, but either Fail is bad at controlls, or the game's interface needs work