Super Mario Maker Blind Easy | | 1:38 | 8:08 pm | - | 9:46 pm | |
Cheesed level 3... blind Fail confirmed that his success is all luck Trusts his blind imagination over chat's directions Mario, the Princess is in another castle Failsbro exploded something Can't even consistently jump one up and two right Confirmed quitter: skipped a level Revealed how easy it is to play blind easy: "Literally all I did was hold right and spam A and B" Decided to eat into "a little" (i.e. 35 minutes, or more than 25% of the scheduled) Mario & Luigi time so he could find out that the Princess is in another castle
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Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time | | 1:37 | 9:46 pm | - | 11:23 pm | |
Spent first three minutes sneezing Doesn't want to voice Yoshi Attempted to voice Yoshi; sounded pretentious Doesn't know what a Blargg is Has no problem using healing items but "it's a bunch of crap, man" when enemies heal themselves Has a natural talent for rolling 1's when leveling up Accidentally rolled a 4
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Super Smash Bros. Ultimate | | 2:02 | 11:23 pm | - | 1:26 am | |
@EnderofGames thinks that Smash Melee was not a great Smash game relative to the series First battle in, and Fail is already making excuses Blames character balance for personal failings @dx_over_dt got destroyed in her first match, but doesn't blame the map because, unlike Fail, she takes responsibility for her shortcomings @Todesrolle still hung up on being called out as a camper two weeks later Fail talks about Fight Club Chat loves @nobletofu more than Fail Magnanimously switched to 2v2s so more people could play and not because he was tired of losing and wanted to mooch off a teammate's skill Fail got 3v1'd. Just as planned. During 3v1, @dpc1437 decided to friendly fire his teammates to make things "more fair" Despite @dx_over_dt only being killed by teammate Fail, she went out of her way to avoid hitting Fail because she is a decent human being; led team to a victory Smash Ultimate arena usability is trash dest, the name of @gokugeto877's smash account, wanted very much to play 1v1--to the point of requesting such a match several times--with his smash account named dest; he was supposed to play 2v2, but the last two people in @gokugeto877's--whose smash account is named dest--group dropped out, and because it was the last match, @gokugeto877, whose smash account is still dest, got his wish... due to an accidental fast fall on Fail's part, @gokuget877, whose account is named dest, won the match
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Pony Island | | 2:05 | 1:26 am | - | 3:32 am | |
Took a while to get the game capture to update. Ignored @hycutype's suggestion that Fail restart Steam for each frame. Anti-aliasing: or anti-ell-AYE-ess-ing according to Fail Definitely another Rita Classicâ„¢ Level 2 beaten with 360 no scope Could not find mouse Crashed the game "Insert your soul to continue" but Fail had no soul to insert The positive feedback loop for completing mundane jumping tasks wasn't engaging enough for you Fail capitulated to 1U@iF#r's demand that he accept him as master "Give me THE PONY LASERS!!" Cheated by hacking the game to get pony lasers Struggles even with pony lasers Tried to divide by 0 Pony got happier and graphics improved Demons replaced with butterflies Tutorial placed after already learning the game Kept disturbing the pretty butterflies with exclamation points on them Was unwilling to trade soul to get out of Filthy Peasant Mode Thinks that "really really close" is good enough Killed Jesus Corrupted the game so that the graphics reverted "I think the only way to beat this game is to cheat. You have to cheat." Confirmed: Fail sets a bad example for the children Fail slept for centuries Had instant message conversations while streaming... so unprofessional Was unwilling to trade soul to upgrade to 4D Changed sides and killed ponies Made us read The loading screen was well-programmed and loaded very quickly Was unwilling to trade soul for graphics Game trolls are 11/10 S+ Damned 93 souls to eternal torment just so that he could escape Went wayyy over the allotted 45-60 minutes... RIP half of Phoenix Wright
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Clone Drone in the Danger Zone | | 0:45 | 3:49 am | - | 4:34 am | |
Ordered pizza over the phone. Confirmed: Fail has not heard of the internet Refused to let chat choose toppings Flat out shows us his cheating by changing what's allowed to be spawned in bronze tier Attacked an ally spidertron5000; his treachery knows no bounds Loses 5 drones in bronze; says "this is just a warm-up" Was not good enough to beat bow2s in bronze Kited enemies into saws, as he was not brave enough to fight them head on
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Within A Deep Forest | | 1:23 | 4:34 am | - | 5:58 am | |
"Celeste vs Marbles on Stream" Village did not care about Fail Abandoned stream for pizza Infodump stream Domino's called an hour after Fail ordered to tell him that an item he ordered was not available Suddenly dinosaur! Nom'd Has a hard time controlling one of his balls "Getting Over It with a ball" "Platforming without legs " Suddenly cat thing! Nom'd "The lava is NOT the answer" Sacrificed so many lives just to prevent a little spider bot from getting home Pizza break @Todesrolle set goal to lose 110,231lbs Struggles with minigame that @hycutype has confirmed is not actually really hard
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Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Episode 2: Turnabout Sisters | | 1:47 | 5:58 am | - | 7:45 am | |
Mia is still hottttt RIP Mia Fail turns down perfectly good money to avoid streaming another 12 hours Maya is a poor substitute for her sister, Mia April "Jiggleboobs" May is a poor substitute for Mia Fail hit on April "Jiggleboobs" May Fail personally attacked the character of Prosecutor Edgeworth rather than arguing the facts April "Jiggleboobs" May took the stand April "Jiggleboobs" May's bra gave out when she got too flustered April "Jiggleboobs" May called Fail out for being a LAWYER Edgeworth attempted to pervert justice but Fail is too quick Maya thinks Edgeworth is a cool laywer
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Jackbox Party Packs 3, 4, and/or 5 QuipLash, Mad Verse City, more? | | 1:31 | 7:45 am | - | 9:16 am | |
Fail tried to sway voters in his favor All good and decent people refused to vote for pandering Confirmed: Fail is not a good and decent person Everything is a dick this time A terrible thing to say while testing out a mattress: "Is this big enough for both me and Mom?" "Everything is about dicks today, what the hell?" Gross is not the same thing as funny, people Fail googled "Tub Girl" on stream @dx_over_dt didn't get to play Quiplash. It was the worst of all possible universes "Don't count me out, there's still pity vote!" CrashBattles didn't crash
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