|Super Mario Maker|
|1:38||8:08 pm||-||9:46 pm|
Cheesed level 3... blind
Fail confirmed that his success is all luck
Trusts his blind imagination over chat's directions
Mario, the Princess is in another castle
Failsbro exploded something
Can't even consistently jump one up and two right
Confirmed quitter: skipped a level
Revealed how easy it is to play blind easy: "Literally all I did was hold right and spam A and B"
Decided to eat into "a little" (i.e. 35 minutes, or more than 25% of the scheduled) Mario & Luigi time so he could find out that the Princess is in another castle
|Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time||1:37||9:46 pm||-||11:23 pm|
Spent first three minutes sneezing
Doesn't want to voice Yoshi
Attempted to voice Yoshi; sounded pretentious
Doesn't know what a Blargg is
Has no problem using healing items but "it's a bunch of crap, man" when enemies heal themselves
Has a natural talent for rolling 1's when leveling up
Accidentally rolled a 4
|Super Smash Bros. Ultimate||2:02||11:23 pm||-||1:26 am|
@EnderofGames thinks that Smash Melee was not a great Smash game relative to the series
First battle in, and Fail is already making excuses
Blames character balance for personal failings
@dx_over_dt got destroyed in her first match, but doesn't blame the map because, unlike Fail, she takes responsibility for her shortcomings
@Todesrolle still hung up on being called out as a camper two weeks later
Fail talks about Fight Club
Chat loves @nobletofu more than Fail
Magnanimously switched to 2v2s so more people could play and not because he was tired of losing and wanted to mooch off a teammate's skill
Fail got 3v1'd. Just as planned.
During 3v1, @dpc1437 decided to friendly fire his teammates to make things "more fair"
Despite @dx_over_dt only being killed by teammate Fail, she went out of her way to avoid hitting Fail because she is a decent human being; led team to a victory
Smash Ultimate arena usability is trash
dest, the name of @gokugeto877's smash account, wanted very much to play 1v1--to the point of requesting such a match several times--with his smash account named dest; he was supposed to play 2v2, but the last two people in @gokugeto877's--whose smash account is named dest--group dropped out, and because it was the last match, @gokugeto877, whose smash account is still dest, got his wish... due to an accidental fast fall on Fail's part, @gokuget877, whose account is named dest, won the match
|Pony Island||2:05||1:26 am||-||3:32 am|
Took a while to get the game capture to update. Ignored @hycutype's suggestion that Fail restart Steam for each frame.
Anti-aliasing: or anti-ell-AYE-ess-ing according to Fail
Definitely another Rita Classic™
Level 2 beaten with 360 no scope
Could not find mouse
Crashed the game
"Insert your soul to continue" but Fail had no soul to insert
The positive feedback loop for completing mundane jumping tasks wasn't engaging enough for you
Fail capitulated to 1U@iF#r's demand that he accept him as master
"Give me THE PONY LASERS!!"
Cheated by hacking the game to get pony lasers
Struggles even with pony lasers
Tried to divide by 0
Pony got happier and graphics improved
Demons replaced with butterflies
Tutorial placed after already learning the game
Kept disturbing the pretty butterflies with exclamation points on them
Was unwilling to trade soul to get out of Filthy Peasant Mode
Thinks that "really really close" is good enough
Corrupted the game so that the graphics reverted
"I think the only way to beat this game is to cheat. You have to cheat." Confirmed: Fail sets a bad example for the children
Fail slept for centuries
Had instant message conversations while streaming... so unprofessional
Was unwilling to trade soul to upgrade to 4D
Changed sides and killed ponies
Made us read
The loading screen was well-programmed and loaded very quickly
Was unwilling to trade soul for graphics
Game trolls are 11/10 S+
Damned 93 souls to eternal torment just so that he could escape
Went wayyy over the allotted 45-60 minutes... RIP half of Phoenix Wright
|Clone Drone in the Danger Zone||0:45||3:49 am||-||4:34 am|
Ordered pizza over the phone. Confirmed: Fail has not heard of the internet
Refused to let chat choose toppings
Flat out shows us his cheating by changing what's allowed to be spawned in bronze tier
Attacked an ally spidertron5000; his treachery knows no bounds
Loses 5 drones in bronze; says "this is just a warm-up"
Was not good enough to beat bow2s in bronze
Kited enemies into saws, as he was not brave enough to fight them head on
|Within A Deep Forest||1:23||4:34 am||-||5:58 am|
"Celeste vs Marbles on Stream"
Village did not care about Fail
Abandoned stream for pizza
Domino's called an hour after Fail ordered to tell him that an item he ordered was not available
Suddenly dinosaur! Nom'd
Has a hard time controlling one of his balls
"Getting Over It with a ball"
"Platforming without legs "
Suddenly cat thing! Nom'd
"The lava is NOT the answer"
Sacrificed so many lives just to prevent a little spider bot from getting home
@Todesrolle set goal to lose 110,231lbs
Struggles with minigame that @hycutype has confirmed is not actually really hard
|Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney|
Episode 2: Turnabout Sisters
|1:47||5:58 am||-||7:45 am|
Mia is still hottttt
Fail turns down perfectly good money to avoid streaming another 12 hours
Maya is a poor substitute for her sister, Mia
April "Jiggleboobs" May is a poor substitute for Mia
Fail hit on April "Jiggleboobs" May
Fail personally attacked the character of Prosecutor Edgeworth rather than arguing the facts
April "Jiggleboobs" May took the stand
April "Jiggleboobs" May's bra gave out when she got too flustered
April "Jiggleboobs" May called Fail out for being a LAWYER
Edgeworth attempted to pervert justice but Fail is too quick
Maya thinks Edgeworth is a cool laywer
|Jackbox Party Packs 3, 4, and/or 5|
QuipLash, Mad Verse City, more?
|1:31||7:45 am||-||9:16 am|
Fail tried to sway voters in his favor
All good and decent people refused to vote for pandering
Confirmed: Fail is not a good and decent person
Everything is a dick this time
A terrible thing to say while testing out a mattress: "Is this big enough for both me and Mom?"
"Everything is about dicks today, what the hell?"
Gross is not the same thing as funny, people
Fail googled "Tub Girl" on stream
@dx_over_dt didn't get to play Quiplash. It was the worst of all possible universes
"Don't count me out, there's still pity vote!"
CrashBattles didn't crash