The schedule for Sunday, December 23rd, 2018:
@sady845 had a great troll level to kick off the stream
Saw a troll coming. Got hit by it anyway.
Decided to play numerous levels for more than 15 minutes. Confirmed: Fail has trouble with maintaining healthy boundaries.
Music level with a tight timer
The Judge doesn't trust Fail.
Cinder Block was murdered by a blunt force object.
"Of course she returned [from Paris] the day before the murder. She had to come back to get murdered." Fail really doesn't understand how getting murdered works...
Mia is hotttt
Fail looks suspiciously like the Judge.
Blames "it just spawned behind me and shot me in the head" for his inadequate skill.
Trouble getting past level 1
Killed by one-legged Sword 1
Rigged the rando so he could start with pegasus boots
Activated a Cuccos attack on himself
Broke Crowd Control "on accident".
Killed the stream 4 hours and 46 minutes in
@jaku is, as always, a god
Keeps losing bombs. He should really keep better track of them.
Keeps complaining that his controls are getting inverted. He really needs a new controller.
Beat chat's bees by luck. Got a blupee as a prize.
"Arrows did not materialize, but it's fine." It was not fine.
Elected to blow himself up rather than stoop to doing something the way it's meant to be done.
Ungrateful for bees we gifted him
"How many fairies do I have? All I have are bees. I have nothing but bees."
Chat pulled off a frame-perfect OHKO on Ganon
Died 7 times on Ganon
Softlocked after beating Ganon
Died 17 times on Ganon
Died 3 times on Ganon
"This game has physics"
"I'm actively making these people's Christmases worse by giving them coal. What a dick Santa."
"I don't know if I can handle anymore of this amazing, incredible game."
"Guy's there's more lore."
Considering running this game just to see if he can get it into the Awful Block at GDQ
"Screw all the cookies"... at least it's not bunnies anymore?
Spent 4 minutes more than scheduled
@jaku and @dx_over_dt had a Twitch bot code duel... pistols at dawn
@dpc1437 hacked the queue
Fail discovered that lava kills you
Fail suicides at the beginning of every match to make things interesting
@todesrolle is a dirty camper
@dpc1437: "Team battle? No fucks given"
@TacoPete made a clutch comeback with Ridley against dpc's K. Rool after dealing with Failstream's Jigglypuff
Data suggests that Fail wins matches when teamed with dirty campers
Failstream: the only player who managed to be defeated twice in one match
Fail loves his own eyes
Fail announces he has a daughter: Amanda Stream-McStreamington
Amanda is twice the height of a corgi... so about 3 feet tall
Fail is objectively a worse father than Brian
Fail didn't raise Amanda well enough to get into college
Fail felt Mary up with his mouse while talking to her
Fail is really bad at talking about The Game
This game was definitely part of the original schedule and @Hycutype being a mod had nothing to do with it.
Fail plans (or says he plans) on beating Phoenix Wright before the next Failstravaganza