The schedule for Sunday, May 5th, 2019:

GameDetailsDurationTime
Super Mario Maker
Chat makes a level: It will be trash
1:027:30 pm-8:33 pm
  • Starting off with @Kiavik level.

  • Giant winged Podaboo launcher'd!

  • Crushed by flying muncher stack.

  • Baby sound'd!

  • @Kiavik predicted it would take Fail to 10 minutes to complete the level. Fail only granted us 9 minutes, 47 seconds of entertainment.

  • SMB3 and SMW were tied. Fail chose not to murder a Yoshi.

  • Chat was very indecisive about which theme to use. Required a tie-breaker poll.

  • We've decided to create The One Level. Every element will included exactly once. This is going to be so horrible.

  • Main world will have no winged enemies. Subworld will have all winged enemies.

  • @Todesrolle tried to complicate things.

  • Bowser flying on Boo was scrapped. Bowser's fire was becoming "a problem".

  • Fail blames chat for his shitty level design.

  • It took 3 minutes for Fail to listen to @dx_over_dt's obvious suggestion.

  • Fail was too slow at finishing the level.
    Monday stream confirmed!

The Jackbox Party Pack 5
Patently Stupid
8
1:038:33 pm-9:37 pm
  • Patently Stupid doesn't have nearly enough chat interaction.

  • "I'm never too tired to fail." --Failstream, 2019

  • Failstream won somehow.

  • Pretty sure the !mp bot is rigged. Whoever made that apparently doesn't like @dx_over_dt.

  • @Todesrolle rigged the queue. He probably made the bot.

  • Problem: Failstream always makes me cry!
    @3DRadio's Pitch: Watch someone else.
    Image: Clicking on GrandPooBear.
    Tagline: Don't cry, bye

  • The game completely ignores chat's voice in picking the problem to solve.

  • Problem: I have to get up in the middle of the night to drink coffee.
    @Failstream's Pitch: Hammer
    Image: Hammer
    Tagline: Apply to head to get relaxing, restful, calm sleep.

Besiege
1:279:37 pm-11:04 pm
  • Succeeded in killing enough people to continue onto the next stage. Felt he did not kill enough people and improved his machine of death.

  • I'm pretty sure Fail is the bad guy in this game.

  • Spent a great deal of time blowing his contraption up, rather than his beautiful, serene target. Taking one for the team. I like it.

  • "I've got this. ... Nothing ever works."

  • "There's not enough tutorials." failsHandhold when?

  • Ballon/Rocket bomb-delivery system.

  • Flying machine worked! Just facing the wrong way.

Dreams
2:2611:04 pm-1:31 am
  • Two hours of tutorials coming up.

  • In Fail's world, the grass is always redder on the other side.

  • Fail does a tutorial. Ignores what the tutorial is telling him what to do.

  • "Even with all the best tools, if you're not good at art, you will suck at art."

  • Clearly has no idea how large a lawnmower is compared to a shed.

  • Trying to impress Connie the Cone with an advanced puppet. I can't make this shit up.

  • "That's how aliens dab."

  • Connie loves fail's creation. Connie has low standards.

Roller Coaster Tycoon 2
1:181:31 am-2:50 am
  • "The game was actually working fine yesterday." Uh huh. We believe you.

  • Can't figure out how to exit game. "I'm about ready to quit this game."

  • The iced tea is free!
    Using the restroom is $8.

  • @dx_over_dt is on staff.

  • "Maybe $8 is too much to charge for the restroom."

QuickDraw
0:182:50 am-3:09 am
  • Couldn't tell that Fail drew a wine glass, but all of its guesses made more sense than a wine glass.

  • Had no idea what a toaster was. Neither did we.

  • The pool started out promising. For a second or two.

  • Dumbbell, scewdriver, and crown were guessed inside of 5 seconds apiece.

  • Fail likes this game because the computer is good at making him win.

Lunar Magic
New Level
2:243:09 am-5:34 am
  • Fail is failing to fail at making a decent water level.

  • Fail's failing to fail is making my job difficult.

  • Fail unfortunately carried his aesthetic sense from SMM into Lunar Magic. Walls up against walls are ugly, Fail.

Bonus games (if there is time)
Ultimate Chicken Horse
Against Viewers
4
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Smash Stage Building/Playing
4
0:115:35 am-5:47 am
Mega Man Maker
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Egg is Borken, Heart Is Too
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Poly Bridge
Million Dollar Bridge
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