The schedule for Sunday, March 24th, 2019:
Fail had new notifications. No one left any comments on his levels.
Died once on the first level.
"Every time I win, it's because of me. Every time I lose, it's because of you guys." Megalomania, anyone?
Died on auto level.
Skipped the dev exit.
Runs and spams jump to victory. Pretends that requires skill.
Chat: "Jump left."
Fail: "I'm just going to run right."
@SarahTheRed trolls Fail. Fail god-gamers to victory.
Mario, it's terrible! Peach is in another castle.
Starts another Blind Easy. Quits on the first level.
Fail gets hostile with chat.
Gets 1-up. Immediately dies.
Couldn't even beat a single Normal level.
Completely forgets the core mechanic of the game on the first puzzle.
Chose the only color that would kill him.
@EnderOfGames got the Jackpot of 20 s!
Real life happened, and dx had to step away. I suspect Fail failed on all levels though.
Confirmed: Fail neither used the allotted 3 hours, nor did he finish the game. Only conclusion: he gave up.
Didn't take in the battlefield. Stepped into lava.
"That was just embarrassing." Does the same thing again.
Killed a bot with over it's head. Fail is truly heartless.
@dx_over_dt was the true winner, earning 2.4 million coins upon fail's death.
As depressing as ever. Comical, but depressing too.
Fail was "Teacher's SPECIAL LITTLE rat".
Continues to sacrifice his/her life for fruit.
Accidentally found secret. Died.
Fail's pragmatic other half ruined a perfectly nice gondola ride.
And NOW. For the maaaaiiinnn event. Let's get ready to PUZZLLLEEEE!
Complains when puzzle is hard.
"I've almost got it." He did not.
Decided to write down the rules he knew. Wrote one.
Marooned on an island with no people on it, and complains that some of the paths in the tree house are broken.
Fail makes audible commands of inanimate objects. They did not respond.
Fail doesn't know what the triangles mean.
Fail forgets that most sacred, unspoken rule: Puzzles are easier to see if you look at them.
Fail sounds stuck.
Fail appreciated the sub bombs during the audio section!
Fail got salty for some baffling reason after the section widely accepted as the worst section of the game.